Updates

Here are the latest updates…

• Mr. McMahon has been slapped with a paternity lawsuit stating that he ‘sired an illegitimate child.’
• The new RAW GM is William Regal, following his Battle Royal win last night.
• Triple H and Rey Mysterio are expected to make their WWE in-ring return at SummerSlam later this month.
• Jerry “The King” Lawler must crown King Booker next week in NYC on RAW as, well, the King.
• Diva Search 2007 voting opens Monday September 10.

I’ll post a revised injury list later tonight. -M

Latest News

There’s a lot of news in WWE this week…rather MONTH.

• Edge underwent successful surgery to repair his torn left pectoral muscle this past weekend. He will return in about 4 months.
• As a result of Edge’s injury, a 20-man battle royal was held last Friday to determine the new World Heavyweight Championship. The Great Khali won, and successfully defended the title against Kane and Batista at the Bash last Sunday.
• Dusty Rhodes was given a hard kick to the temple following Cody Rhodes’ match against Randy Orton. Can you guess who did it?
• Randy Orton has been named the #1 Contender for the WWE title. John Cena will defend the gold at SummerSlam this August against the Legend Killer. Right after the announcement by Coachman, RKO RKO’ed Cena and left him flat in the ring – similar to what has happened with Khali and Lashley.
• Triple H is set to return in time for SummerSlam. Multiple videos have been shown to advertise it.
• King Booker and Jerry “The King” Lawler are going to battle out who the real King is next week on RAW. Tune in a 9/8c on USA Network.

-M

The Great American Bash Results

I guess I just can’t afford to spend $40+/16 times a year to watch PPV. Anyways…

United States Champion MVP def. Matt Hardy

Hornswoggle wins a Cruiserweight Open (new champion)

Carlito def. Sandman

Women’s Champion Candice Michelle def. Melina

Intercontinental Champion Umaga def. Jeff Hardy

ECW Champion John Morrison def. CM Punk

Randy Orton def. Dusty Rhodes (Texas Bull Rope Match)

World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali def. Batista and Kane (Triple Threat Match)

WWE Champion John Cena def. Bobby Lashley

I’ll post the latest news today, promise…later!

John Morri-who?

John Morrison. Last Tuesday, July 17, Johnny Nitro was set to have a major announcement. Apparently, Johnny Nitro didn’t give any announcements. John Morrison did.

There is no longer a WWE wrestler with the name Johnny Nitro. The name is John Morrison. Morrison doesn’t have blonde hair, it’s darker brown. I have to say, he still sucks.

Although he did defeat CM Punk at the Bash this past Sunday, and although is is the ECW Champion, somebody’s gonna come from behind and steal it away from him. I guarantee it.

-M

Oh Boy…!

Last night during the taping of Friday Night SmackDown! Edge was injured in a non-title match. He was stripped of his title because he’d be out for 4-6 months. The WWe rulebook states that a champ must put his title on the line every 30 days max. and therefore, Edge can’t be the World Heavyweight Champion anymore. So, there was a 20 man battle royal last night. You will never guess who the winner of the WHC title was. Here are a few clues that should mark it down.

1. He is not billed from America.

2. He was drafted from his previous brand to SmackDown! last month.

3. He will probably be the WHC for a looooooooong time.

Can you guess? The new World Heavyweight Champion on Friday Night SmackDown! as of Tuesday, July 17, 2007 in Laredo, Texas is…(do NOT scroll down if you want to wait and see this Friday on the CW)

…The Great Khali. Later -M

Vengeance: Night of Champions results

I’m really sorry guys, I’ve been so caught up in the whole Chris Benoit thing. WWE and WWE.com have removed anything that had to do with Chris Benoit and will not speak of him on WWE television. The whole ‘Vince is Dead’ storyline has been dropped. ANYWAYS, here are the Vengeance results:

World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch def. The Hardys

Cruiserweight Champion Chavo Guerrero def. Jimmy Wang Yang

Johnny Nitro def. CM Punk to win the vacant ECW World Title

Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella def. Umaga 

United States Champion MVP def. Ric Flair

WWE Tag Team Champions Deuce & Domino def. Sgt. Slaughter & “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka

World Heavyweight Champion Edge def. Batista

Candice Michelle def. Women’s Champion Melina

WWE Champion John Cena def. King Booker, Randy Orton, Bobby Lashley & Mick Foley

Great American Bash is July 22. I’ll post more on it later. -M

Chris, Nancy, and Chris Benoit: Dddd…

The whole McMahon stunt is over. Reality is about to hit.

Chris Benoit, wife Nancy, and son Daniel were found dead yesterday. Apparently Chris strangled Nancy on Friday night, suffocated Daniel the next morning before taking his own life in his weight room Monday morning.

WWE called Atlanta authorities in concern of his absence and unanswered phone calls. Thousands Millions of people all over the world are in a state of shock. Stay tuned for updates on this tragedy.

Check out WWE.com for instant updates.

-M